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[Jacqueline] Charity is an everyday thing
at Convent San Tanco.

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But I shall never forget
one particular day

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when Sister Bertrille,

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with her characteristic
enthusiasm,

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set out to solicit funds
for the poor.

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Get with it.

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All right, he goes,
goes, gentlemen.

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[man] All go.

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[inaudible]
Police?

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Hi.
Will you mind, Sister?

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Oh, not at all.
Go right ahead.

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Uh, look, I was just
collecting money

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for the poor and I-
Uh, some other time. Please.

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Five bucks
still open out there.

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I'll take three.
Who wants the other two?

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Me.

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Sister,
with all due respect,

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will you get lost?

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Oh, no.
Please forgive Juan, Sister.

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He got a big losing streak,
you know?

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Well, I don't need
a house to fall on me.

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Anyone else for charity?

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All right. Here, roll 'em,
roll 'em. Come on.

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Thank you very much.
Goodbye, Sister.

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[men clamoring]

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Come on, snake eyes.

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[all shouting]

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Seven!

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Hey, Sister.

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[exclaiming]

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All right.

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[laughing]
Thank you.

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Come on, you roll.

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[all chattering]

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Come on, snake eyes.

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Come on four!

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[exclaiming]
Again!

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Sister Lucky!

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Where you been
all my life?

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I got,
still got five bucks...

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♪♪

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[Juan] One for the rich, me.
One for the poor.

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One for the rich.
One for the poor.

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Oh, that's a lot of money.

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Sister, you earned it.
I earned it?

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Sure. Listen,
before you came along,

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I couldn't roll a seven
with loaded dice.

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I have a feeling it's going
to be very different now.

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How can I ever thank you?

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Oh, don't thank me.

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Just keep coming down
to the docks.

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We're a winning combination,
you and me.

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Now, listen,
we have a game here

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every day
about noon time.

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You come around
any time you want.

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Tomorrow, huh?

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Uh, listen,
I have to go back to work.

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You know, you're better
than a rabbit's foot.

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Oh, wait until
Reverend Mother sees this.

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[laughing]

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Sister Lucky?

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Well, it's just a nickname,
Reverend Mother.

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But after he made
four the hard way

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and then threw
seven natural passes

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in a row.
He threw what?

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He won.
And this is our split.

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I mean, uh,
his contribution to the poor.

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Sister Bertrille,
you will return this money,

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every last penny.

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And further,
you will disabuse

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this man of the notion

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that a Sister of San Tanco

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is in any way
a gambler's good luck charm.

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Reverend Mother,
Juan didn't mean any harm.

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No. I am sure
that he did not.

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But you, Sister Bertrille,
have the responsibility

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of presenting a certain image
to the outside world

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and it is not that
of a-a-a-

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Rabbit's foot?

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Anything is an improvement
on Sister Lucky.

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Yes, Reverend Mother.

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Uh, incidentally,
you may have heard

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that Bishop Parnell
will be visiting

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from the mainland today.

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I would appreciate
your making his stay

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as uneventful as possible.

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Yes, Reverend Mother.

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Hey, Sister Lucky.

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I'm not Sister Lucky.

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I'm Sister Bertrille.
Bertrille.

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And I've come
to give your money back.

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What's the matter?
you run out of poor?

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No. But I got this money
under false pretenses.

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I'm not your lucky charm.

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Well, Sister,
you know what they say.

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[straining]
A rose by any other name

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still smells pretty good.

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But, Juan,
now listen to me.

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I had nothing to do
with your winning

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or losing any money.

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You see, it's a matter
of mathematical odds

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and the law of probability.
Is that a fact?

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Yes. You see,

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it's a-
it's a scientific fact.

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In-in-in college
we put on this experiment,

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where they sky-flip
this coin for two days,

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you know what it proved?
Yeah.

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It proved that kid's old man
was wasting a lot of money

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sending him to college.
No.

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It proved that
within a given period of time,

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the same number of heads
and tails will always come up.

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Let me...
Yeah. But, Sister,

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that little kid
didn't have you with him.

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Oh, Juan, this is
absolutely nonsense.

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Now here, take
your money back, please.

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What? And ruin a good thing?
No chance.

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Ok. Well, I'll just leave it
right here.

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Sister, wait a minute.

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Listen to me please.

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I've been gambling
a long time.

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I had cold streaks,
I had hot streaks.

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Mostly cold streaks.

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Lately frozen streaks.

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Now just when things
beginning to warm up,

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you're gonna queer it
for me?

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You mean to tell me
you really believe that?

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Oh, absolutely.

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Well,
it's completely illogical.

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Sister, who ever told you
gamblers were logical people?

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Well, you shouldn't be
gambling in the first place.

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That's another story.

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Please, Sister,
take the money.

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Ok.

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[grunting]
Just let it sit there.

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Oh, Juan, you're the most
stubborn man I've ever met.

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Ok. Ok.

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I'm gonna have to get
this "Sister Lucky" nonsense

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out of your head
once and for all.

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Have you got those dice?

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I just happen to have them.

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Ok. Roll it.

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Roll what?
Where's the game?

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Right here.

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Me bet against you?

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You're not betting
against anyone.

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This is
a little experiment.

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Sister, listen to me.

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You got your religion,
I got mine.

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I don't shoot no craps

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unless I got
a little something going.

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And under no conditions

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am I going
to tangle with you.

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Goodbye, Sister.

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Wait a minute,
of all the impossible...

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Uh,  señor,  uh,
could you help us out here?

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Uh, we here are performing
this little experiment

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and we, uh, kind
of need a middleman.

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Here you go.

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Roll it.

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[Juan] 45. Just the number
I had in mind.

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Five straight passes,
I'm not even warm yet.

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You want to continue?

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Of course
he wishes to continue.

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After all,
this is just an experiment.

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[Juan blowing dice]

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Be natural, dice.
Comin' out.

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Hello, five. 23.

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23. 23. 23.

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Hello, five.

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[Juan exclaiming]

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[men chattering]

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17 straight passes.

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Sister, you still believe
there's no luck?

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Absolutely. Eventually
the law of probability

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will prove itself.

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Whatever happened
to snake eyes?

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Comin' out. Comin' out.

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Ten. A difficult point
to make.

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Wrong.

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An easy point to make

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when you have Sister Lucky
on your team.

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[Juan speaking Spanish]

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This is the one,
five and five.

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[men exclaiming]
Ten back again.

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I give up.

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Oh, well, I don't.
This can't go on forever.

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[policeman whistling]

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Sister, you said it.

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[Juan] Run.
What?

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I swear...

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Sister.

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Oh, hello, off-officer,

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Listen, this isn't
what it looks like.

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I was just trying
to show that, uh...

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Well, that-that man

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that sooner or later
my luck would run out.

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You know what, Sister?
What?

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It just did.
It just did.

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Ah-hah.

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Father Gonzaga
looks very well.

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Uh, yes. Indeed.

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I want to thank you
for making this extra stop

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to drop off my bags.

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Our pleasure,
Your Grace.

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I'm looking forward
to seeing San Tanco again.

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It's been a long time
since my last visit.

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I suppose it's all changed.

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Changed?

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No, I think
it's much the same.

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We try to do
our very best, Your Grace,

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just to keep things
from changing,

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uh, for the worse.

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A not too unusual problem,
Sister,

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in our world today.

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Yes, indeed.

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Oh, Reverend Mother,

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did I remember to mention
in my letter

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that I wished
to meet Sister Bertrille?

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Sister Bertrille?

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Do you know her,
Your Grace?

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No.

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But her aunt and uncle

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asked me
to bring their regards.

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To see how
she's progressing.

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She is still with you?

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[police siren wailing]
Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

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Sister Bertrille
is one of our most, uh,

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most active novices.

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Dedicated and active
in all areas of her vocation?

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Sister Bertrille
seems to, uh, go into areas

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that we have never thought
of entering before.

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Some Sister Lucky.
Look where it got us.

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Oh, don't feel
so bad, Sister.

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Look at it this way.

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The food is not so bad,
the price is right.

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I still feel lucky.

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Besides, you're free
to go any time you want.

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Even Captain Lopez
has enough sense

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to know
you weren't gambling.

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And neither were you.

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Well, that he's not
so sure about.

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[Carlos] What do you mean Captain Lopez
will not allow visitors?

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If your brother-in-law
wasn't a commissioner,

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you'd still
be stuffing enchiladas.

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Señor,  please.

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[Bertrille] Carlos.

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I see it,
but I do not believe it.

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How did you know
I was here?

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My dear Sister Bertrille,

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when the police grab a nun
in a floating crap game,

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somehow the word gets around.

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And you came all the way
down here

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because you were worried
about me?

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Oh, Carlos,
it's so nice of you to care.

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Of course I care.

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After all, you're one
of my best friends.

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And you,
lockin' up a nun.

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You ought to be thrown
in your own jail.

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Señor  Ramirez, please.

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The good Sister is
absolutely free to leave.

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She is staying here
against my will.

262
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,220
I am not holding her.
I will show you.

263
00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:43,130
Sister, eh?

264
00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:47,220
Now, she insists
on staying in my jail.

265
00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:51,090
Well, I've got
good reasons. Them.

266
00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:53,060
Them?
Them.

267
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,220
Me.
You?

268
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:58,020
Why?
Well, it's a long story.

269
00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:00,020
See, Juan gave me
a dollar for the poor,

270
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,060
since then he's been
on a winning streak.

271
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,060
This loser?

272
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,150
That's right, sport.

273
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:06,150
Ever since Sister Lucky
came into my life,

274
00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,220
everything is changed.

275
00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:10,150
What a pity
I can't accommodate you.

276
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:13,180
I won't be in here forever,
matador.

277
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:16,220
Well, my casino
is always at your disposal,

278
00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:19,100
24 hours a day.

279
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,110
Oh, really?

280
00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:24,060
No, no, no.

281
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,130
The whole idea is outrageous.

282
00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:29,140
For once I'm forced
to agree with him.

283
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:32,170
But, Carlos, you said yourself
you couldn't lose.

284
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:34,110
You've got to help me
show Juan

285
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,000
that I'm not
his lucky charm.

286
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,100
Sister, I came here
just to get you out of jail,

287
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,200
not to get involved
in one of your crazy schemes.

288
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,070
But I can't leave
until I make Juan understand.

289
00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:46,180
I promised
the Reverend Mother.

290
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,140
Sister, please.

291
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,230
I'll make you
a deal, Carlos.

292
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:52,140
You do this for me
and I'll leave.

293
00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:56,120
Ok. I'll do it.

294
00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,190
Oh, you cannot gamble
in my jail.

295
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:03,020
Because it is against
the-the-the-the law.

296
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,180
But this is different.

297
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,140
Carlos is
a professional gambler.

298
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:08,140
He has a license
to run a casino.

299
00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:11,000
But this is not
a casino, Sister.

300
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,030
Yes, but, Captain,
you know the saying:

301
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,110
if Mohammed can't go
to the mountain-

302
00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,000
No.

303
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,170
It is impossible.
Definitely no!

304
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,110
My brother-in-law
should only walk in now-

305
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,050
Oh, don't worry
about it, Captain.

306
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,160
Contrary to appearances,

307
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,210
you're actually doing
humanity a great service.

308
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:35,010
If he would look
at it that way, yes.

309
00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:36,200
[Juan] Uh, incidentally,

310
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,220
uh, how much is the bank?

311
00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,180
More than enough, my friend.

312
00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,150
I wouldn't worry
if I were you.

313
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,040
Well, since
I'm going to break it,

314
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,070
I'd like to know
what I'm shooting for.

315
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,140
I will let you know

316
00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:49,180
when the pain
becomes unbearable.

317
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,120
Soon, I hope.

318
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,040
Now, ahem,
shall we talk about

319
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,100
the color of your money?

320
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,120
[clearing throat]

321
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,030
Envelope, please.
Ah, yes.

322
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,180
Mmm-hmm.

323
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:07,060
Are you sure you want
to go through with this?

324
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,000
Deal.

325
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,120
Deal. Deal.

326
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,230
[sighs]

327
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,230
Hit me.

328
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,150
All right.

329
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,040
20.

330
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,200
[Juan] 21.

331
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:38,000
[whistling]

332
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,050
[exclaims]

333
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:42,070
Black Jack!

334
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:43,210
[Juan laughs]

335
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,180
I thought you said
you couldn't lose.

336
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,150
In the long run.

337
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:49,060
Well, I'm
in kind of a hurry.

338
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,070
And I, too.

339
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:53,120
Patience.

340
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:59,150
18. Dealer pays 19.

341
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,140
Ah, 19! You must have been
reading my mind.

342
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,180
[Juan laughs]

343
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,110
Patience. Patience.

344
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:08,030
After all,
in the long run...

345
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:11,060
Carlos, just how long
is this run gonna be?

346
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,180
I'm afraid we'll never know.

347
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:15,030
The game is over.
The bank is closed.

348
00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,060
What?

349
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,100
You've won the limit.

350
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,120
So raise it, matador.

351
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,220
Not today, my friend.

352
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,140
Carlos-
No, Sister.

353
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,170
May I speak to you?
No, Sister.

354
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,120
No, Sister.

355
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,170
No, no, no, no.

356
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:30,100
But, Carlos,
if you quit now,

357
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,060
I'll never convince him, and
the Reverend Mother will find out.

358
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,160
You won't have helped,
you've made 'em worse.

359
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,220
I've made them worse?
Yes.

360
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:40,220
In the long run, and-
Well, I know. I know.

361
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:44,090
Why can't I lead a nice,
normal, uncomplicated life?

362
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:47,150
Before you came to San Juan,
my days were carefree,

363
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:49,130
Filled with romance
and beauty.

364
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:51,070
Now, gone.

365
00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:54,160
For years I run a casino
with great success.

366
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,160
Now you come up
with some clown

367
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,090
who's about to put me
into bankruptcy.

368
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,140
But, Carlos, you said
you could beat him-

369
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,180
Ok, fine.
I'll go back to that cell.

370
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,020
But you know something?
What?

371
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,230
I may end up there
permanently.

372
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:09,090
For gambling?
No, for murder.

373
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,180
[telephone buzzing]

374
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,210
Uh, one moment, Sister.

375
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,060
Captain Lopez speaking.

376
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:17,190
Oh, Captain Lopez,
this is Sister Jacqueline.

377
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:20,040
Is Sister Bertrille with you,
by any chance?

378
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:24,050
Unfortunately, yes,
uh, Sister Jacqueline. Yes.

379
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,210
Uh, would it be possible
for me to speak with her?

380
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:28,220
Uh, yes.
Certainly, yes.

381
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,140
Please speak to her, please.

382
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,120
For me?

383
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,220
Hi. Everything all right?

384
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,040
Yes, of course.

385
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,210
Uh, we're just
a little concerned

386
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:39,180
about your long absence.

387
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:41,100
What exactly are you doing?

388
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,190
Trying to do what
the Reverend Mother told me.

389
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:45,150
Convince Juan
I'm not his lucky nun.

390
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:46,220
But that hasn't been easy.

391
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:49,050
I see.
[Reverend Mother] Sister Jacqueline,

392
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:52,180
is Sister Bertrille
free yet?

393
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:56,080
No, I'm afraid she's
still, uh, tied up.

394
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,110
When do you suppose
she'll be at liberty?

395
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:02,100
Sister, how-how soon
do you think you'll be through

396
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,200
with your assignment?

397
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,210
Bishop Parnell
is most anxious to see you.

398
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:09,010
Oh, boy,
I forgot all about him.

399
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,070
[chuckles]
I wouldn't.

400
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,210
Well, that's
kind of a problem

401
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:14,060
considering
I'm under arrest.

402
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:16,070
Or I am as long as Juan
and the others are.

403
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:17,230
I can't very well
just walk out,

404
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:19,070
and now Carlos
is in trouble.

405
00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:21,020
Things have gone
from bad to worse.

406
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,030
I can't be in two places
at the same time.

407
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:25,040
[whispering]
Well, you've done it before.

408
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,140
I suggest you do it again.

409
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,180
Right.

410
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,170
[clearing throat]

411
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,130
Say, how about
some fresh air?

412
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,180
There is no one on duty

413
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,120
in the exercise yard
at this hour.

414
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,210
Oh.

415
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:43,020
Anyone for food?
The kitchen is closed.

416
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,220
Oh.

417
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:47,000
I don't suppose
anyone's thirsty?

418
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,100
Well, you know, Sister,

419
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,020
I could go for something
tall and cold.

420
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,210
Great. I'll get you
a soft drink.

421
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:55,060
Well, listen, please
don't be too long.

422
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:56,230
No.
You will find a machine

423
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:59,000
down the hall.
Right.

424
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:29,020
[footsteps pattering]

425
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:33,010
Boy!
Sister, am I in time?

426
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,100
His Grace awaits within.

427
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,190
Great. Oh, Sister,
could you please round up

428
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,110
a couple of soda pop
to take back?

429
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,050
Soda pop? To take back?
Yeah.

430
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,100
I thought you were paroled.
No, I busted out.

431
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,190
But if I don't get back,
things will be worse.

432
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,110
All right.

433
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:56,010
Sorry to keep you waiting,
Your Grace.

434
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,100
Sister Bertrille?

435
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,140
I'm so glad
you were able to get away.

436
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,030
Get away?
Yes.

437
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:05,060
Reverend Mother Placido
tells me

438
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,110
you are
her most active novice.

439
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:08,220
Oh.

440
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,080
I've been waiting so long

441
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,010
I'd almost
forgotten my mission.

442
00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,030
Your aunt and uncle

443
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,150
asked me to look you up
on this trip,

444
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:19,060
and to give you this.

445
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,140
Oh, thank you,
Your Grace.

446
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,200
And thank them for me

447
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,080
and give them
my fondest regards.

448
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,110
If you'll excuse me.
But, Sister,

449
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:28,180
I'd like to be able
to take back

450
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,220
a little more than that
with me.

451
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:33,110
You must tell me
all about yourself.

452
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:35,220
Oh. Well,
there's not much to tell.

453
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,030
Now, now.

454
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:40,110
We mustn't be
too humble.

455
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,020
Sit down, please.

456
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,080
I-I know how pressed for time
you must be. I'll just-

457
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,110
I have all the time
in the world.

458
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:58,020
Please sit down, Sister.

459
00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,040
Reverend Mother tells me

460
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,220
that you're very happy
in the work that you're doing.

461
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:05,060
That reminds me, I've got-

462
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:09,020
Sister, please,
sit down.

463
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,050
[chattering]

464
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,080
[Bertrille] ...despite our lack of funds,

465
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,060
the children
have been able to benefit

466
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,180
from the newest
teaching methods.

467
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,170
Señor  Ramirez
has been so generous-

468
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,030
Sister Bertrille.

469
00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:25,070
Uh, we must not take up
all the bishop's time.

470
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:27,120
No. You're right,
Reverend Mother. I was just-

471
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,070
I know that you have to go back
before they, uh...

472
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:32,130
I mean to finish
your assignment.

473
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,060
I'm sure that Bishop Parnell
will excuse you.

474
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:37,080
Well, I suppose I must.

475
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:47,090
[men chattering]

476
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:49,120
Here you are, Juan.
Something tall and cool.

477
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,180
Oh, Sister,
where have you been?

478
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,030
Getting you
something to drink.

479
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:55,010
Where did you go for it?
The convent?

480
00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:57,120
Look at this.
[Bertrille] Wiped out, huh?

481
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,220
Clean.
Well, I'm sorry, Juan,

482
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,070
but maybe
it's for the best.

483
00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:03,020
It proves
what I've been saying-

484
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,070
No, Sister.
Don't you see

485
00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:06,030
it proves
what I've been saying?

486
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:09,020
You are my lucky charm.
Juan, that's not true.

487
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,060
Sister, you weren't here,
so I lost.

488
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,110
Don't you see now?

489
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:14,100
Wait a minute.

490
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,050
Why am I getting excited?

491
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,180
Now you're back,
I can't lose.

492
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:20,110
All right, matador.

493
00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:23,180
Let's try it now
with Sister Lucky beside me.

494
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:25,110
With what, my friend?

495
00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:27,140
I see no chips
in front of you.

496
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:30,190
Uh, uh,
take-take my marker.

497
00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:33,060
No I.O.U.S

498
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,060
Are you afraid?
Me?

499
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,170
Afraid of you?

500
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:39,040
But you people never learn.

501
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,170
Well, I think you've already
taken enough of my time.

502
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:45,030
Oh, you-you see that, Sister.
He's running scared.

503
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:47,210
He knows he can't beat us.

504
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:49,030
Carlos...

505
00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:52,030
Please?

506
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,200
Ok.

507
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,230
I'll take your marker.

508
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,170
A pencil
and a paper, please.

509
00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:03,020
What will it be?

510
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:05,140
Well, since
you're in such a hurry,

511
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:08,160
let's make it
fast and easy for you.

512
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,220
Uh, high card.

513
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,120
High card it is then.

514
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:25,190
Once more.

515
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:27,030
Ok.

516
00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:35,140
Wait, wait,
let me see yours.

517
00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:41,100
Enough, my friend?

518
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,070
Juan, you don't
have to do it anymore.

519
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:46,040
Sister, just stay beside me.
Once more.

520
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,020
Uh, double or nothing.

521
00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:51,050
Double or nothing.

522
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,070
[grunts]
Well,

523
00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:09,130
I'm so glad
this is finally over with.

524
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:12,110
You can get this Sister Lucky
nonsense out of your head.

525
00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:15,050
Sister, maybe you can get it
out of your head,

526
00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:17,200
but, uh, I think
it's going to be a long time

527
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,170
before  señor  Ramirez
and I can forget about it.

528
00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:22,230
What do you mean?

529
00:23:22,230 --> 00:23:25,050
[Juan] What I mean is...

530
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,160
My marker is worthless.

531
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,090
Oh, no.

532
00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:32,130
Carlos, I'm so sorry.
I honestly didn't-

533
00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:34,100
Don't say anything.
Not a word.

534
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,220
Not-not-not a word.

535
00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:39,010
[sighs]

536
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:46,210
I knew it.
I just knew it.

537
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:48,120
What is this?

538
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,040
Some new kind of charity
you want me to contribute to?

539
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,130
Oh, Carlos, I'm so sorry,
it's all my fault,

540
00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:55,070
but if you
could just give us time-

541
00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:56,110
Time?
Yeah.

542
00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:58,100
600 dollars
worth of time?

543
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,180
What is this?
Is he asking to gamble

544
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:04,050
on Carlos Ramirez's
easy five-year lay-away plan?

545
00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:06,180
No, Sister.
That's out of the question.

546
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:08,200
My lawyers
will take care of this.

547
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,030
Your lawyers?
Hmm.

548
00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:11,100
Oh, what can they do?

549
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,100
Put him in jail?
He's already here.

550
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,140
Can they get you
your money? No.

551
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:18,110
And it'll probably end up
costing you a lot more.

552
00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:21,030
Oh, Carlos, I know
what Juan did was wrong

553
00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:23,010
and I guess
he knows that, too.

554
00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:24,080
But you know something?

555
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,040
You could solve
two problems at once.

556
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,010
All right. Now,
how do you propose that?

557
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,070
Put Juan to work
in your casino.

558
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,180
[snickering]
In my casino?

559
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,120
Yes. That way he could work off
his zest for gambling

560
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,140
and pay off the debt
at the same time.

561
00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:43,090
You know, Sister, I think
you have a point there.

562
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:45,130
Me, too.
That's the only way

563
00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:47,100
I get the money he owes me.

564
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,180
Well, then it's set?
Let's shake on it.

565
00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:50,220
[chuckles]

566
00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:52,210
Maybe I'm lucky for you
after all, Juan.

567
00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:55,120
Yes, Sister Lucky.
I'm very grateful to you,

568
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,060
but let's get
one thing straight.

569
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,150
There's no such thing
as luck.

570
00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:01,100
It's all a question
of Mathematics.

571
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,110
Yeah, you can make book
on that.

572
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:18,100
♪♪

573
00:25:53,930 --> 00:25:55,930
[end credits]

574
00:25:55,980 --> 00:26:00,530
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